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Price $19.98
Starring:
Darian Caine,
Erin Brown (II),
Jade Duboir,
John Paul Fedele,
Debbie Rochon,
Directed By:
John Bacchus,
Rated: NR (Not Rated)
Release Date: 2001-01-03
Studio: Ventura Distribution
Format:
Color,
DVD-Video,
NTSC,
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Customer Reviews for
Gladiator Eroticus
Gladiator's
There isn't a whole lot to say other than, it's soft porn, with a B rating kind of feel. Charater's names are funnier than all get out, really low budget, but passible entertainment.Gladiator Eroticus
What were they thinking?!
Gladiator Eroticus is one of the worst films I've ever seen. In fact, if it wasn't for great chemistry between JP Fedele and Misty Mundae (they play siblings), this would be the WORST film in history! I don't know how this film was awarded Best Softcore but it doesn't deserve it. Granted it does have it's moments of humor, it still sucks. Anyway, before I continue with my complaints allow me to provide a brief overview.
Darian Caine (Seduction Cinema's poster girl) plays General Eroticus. A great leader and warrior who is held "captive" and "forced" to participate in the Lesbian Games. After training with Orgasmus (Jade Duboir), she becomes the best and begins to win the hearts of the audience and Emperor Dickus Minimus' sister's heart as well.
Now, back to the many shortcomings of this horrible film. The lesbian encouters are boring and uninteresting. Hell, the females themselves just don't seem to be feeling one another with exception of the hot scene between Jade and Darian and the sexy encounter between Misty and Ruby LaRocca.
Overall, Gladiator Eroticus should never have been made or at least should have been more thought out. I know John Bacchus can do much better than this. I tossed my copy in the trash after giving it 2 chances. DON'T waste your time with this film. It's not even worth renting!Gladiator Eroticus
Gladiator Eroticus
Not sure what to say. . . kids toy outfits on adults. tried to be funny but just did not make it.Gladiator Eroticus
looks like old videotape
The video on this dvd looks like it came from and old video tape. One of the things that I am growing to hate about Seduction Cinema's productions is the sound. Sense I am sensitive to how a movie sounds I can tell that the entire movie was recorded and then the words were done in voice over. This is movie has very little story, the props are plastic toys, and there is no conclusion. In short, it stinks.
I have seen several movies from Seduction Cinema (Lord Of The G-Strings, Gladiator Eroticvs, and Dr. Jekyll & Mistress Hyde), and by far I prefer Dr. Jekyll & Mistress Hyde because it is a lesbien movie with an unexected ending. If you want to watch a lesbien movie I recommend Dr. Jekyll & Mistress Hyde.Gladiator Eroticus
Funny
This movie was funny. It was not an award winning movie. It is worth the price because it will make you laugh. I could of done without the Vomitorium scene but that was easily fast forwarded through. Some of the wardrobing choices will make you go Hmmm what were they thinking.Gladiator Eroticus
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