40 Year Old Virgin Movie Quotes
[having
his belly hair waxed]
[yells] Andy Stitzer: Yooooooooow, Kelly Clarkson!
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Andy
Stitzer: Really? All your girlfriends wanted
to have sex with virgins too? That's funny...
I didn't even know you g-girls talked like that.
I think my first time might be your best time
too. Well I knew it, you know what? I knew that
you'd react that way and I knew that you would
want to lead me through my first sexual encounter
will all the compassion and care that someone
would give to their soulmate.
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[David
and Cal Playing a video Game] Cal: You're *gay*
now?
David: No, I'm not gay I'm just celibate.
Cal: I think? I mean, that sounds ga- I just
want you to know this is like the first conversation
of like three conversations that leads to you
being gay. Like... there's this and then in
a year it's like, "Oh you know, I kinda
wanna, ya know, get back out there but I think
I like guys" and then there's the big,
"Oh I'm I'm a g-gay guy now".
David: You're gay for saying that.
Cal: I'm gay for saying that?
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair
of jean shorts.
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just
told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How? Cuz you're gay? and you can tell who
other gay people are.
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.
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Rated R for pervasive sexual content, language
and some drug use. 